Unpublished Answer

Some while ago someone wrote to the Guardian’s “Notes and Quer­ies” to ask why road­ies never acknow­ledged other cyc­lists.  My (unpub­lished) reply is below:

Dear Notes and Queries,

The pos­eurs with their fancy gear do not acknow­ledge fel­low cyc­lists for one simple reason — embar­rass­ment at being improp­erly dressed.      The cor­rect wear for cyc­ling in the coun­tryside is a flat tweed cap, a cot­ton shirt, per­haps with a woven wool tie, a sleeve­less pullover, a tweed jacket, match­ing tweed plus twos, argyll socks, and brogues. Lycra is mere underwear.

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