In all the Portland Street Pedestrians merry wanderings, I doubt there is one which has ever covered so little ground as this – all within the military HQ of the Roman Army of the North – about as far as the average legionary had to walk from his barracks to the latrines.
Starting at the would-be-ancient but actually rather new Lamb and the Lion, in the shadow of Bootham Bar. One of those hard wood pubs, and kept rather dim, but with several separate rooms, some quite snug. On a few modest yards, to the Hole in the Wall, where there was a nice pint of Jennings. The food menu looked good too but there’s something unhomely about it. We escaped before the quiz and headed for the Guy Fawkes, omitting the Three Legged Mare and the York Arms on the way – nothing wrong with them except being well-known already. The Guy Fawkes, long established as Young’s Hotel, had found a new popularity, aided no doubt by late-night Christmas shopping, so we headed past the Minster and the upside down column from the old HQ to the Cross Keys.
There’s a school of public house management that believes that the brightest possible lighting is an encouragement to discerning topers. This school also finds the hand-pump a bit of an intrusion, preferring shiny pipework and illuminated lettering rearing up over the bar. At the Cross Keys both these misconceptions were in evidence, though the one draught beer on offer, Santa’s Tipple, was acceptable enough, with just a hint of what may have been reindeer droppings.
We were on safer ground at the Golden Slipper, which was keeping its Deuchars bitter exceptionally well. We might well have settled down for another were it not for the juke box, which had some regrettably loud offerings, so, having sent a scout ahead to see what room there was at the Royal Oak, we ended up in the back bar by the fire, very cosy and with the lighting level just right for the first time all evening. A nice glass of Jennings Cumberland Ale finished off the evening most acceptably.
One important discovery of the evening was that the originator of the ponzi fraud was our very own George Hudson, the Railway King, back in the 19th century. So Mr Madoff has York to thank for his (until recent) success !